Tropical depression #12

 

Don't you know that there's a storm a brewin ?!

- tropical depression number 12

I can feel it in my fingers, I can feel it in my knees,

Just take a look outside if you don't believe me

See them clouds -  just  look at them trees

The birds are hunkered down , I can't see a one,

Don't you know that there's a storm a brewin ?!

- tropical depression number 12

Just take a look see, take a look at the ground,

even the worms are a runin now,

lookin for the higher ground.

Don't you know that there's a storm a brewin ?!

- tropical depression number 12

Its crossing the atlantic, gaining strength you know

I can feel it in my fingers, I can feel it in my knees,

the pressure's droppin, the rain's soon a startin,

next thing you know, theres a big wind a howling

Better git that plywood, and nail it on up,

Don't you know that there's a storm a brewin ?!

 -tropical depression number 12

Kicked our ass, and slapped us hard

no electric, no a.c., on my roof dey be a tree,

bought me lotza beer, eatin cold canned spam,

FPL really sucks, put yo lines under ground!

Don't you know that there's a storm a brewin?!

tropical depression number 12

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Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper.................................check

Bud Light....................................check

Keystone Ice............................... check

Budweiser................................... check

Red Dog......................................check

Misc. bottles of booze ..................check

Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze....................check