Welcome to the E.R.

 

Welcome to the E.R.

We're gonna see how U.R.

We gonna stick and I.V.

Right up yo A.C.

We needs to get a B.M.P.

Den we needs a C.B.C.

Gonnna stick, gonna prod, gonna fix U  up

Gonnna hook,  gonna hook,  gonna hook U up

Wit some D 5 half plus 20 of K

Gonnna stick, gonna prod, gonna fix U  up

Gonnna hook,  gonna hook,  gonna hook U up

Wit a 12 lead E.K.G.

Two liters Ohhhh two up you nose hole

Den we gonna stick you hard for an A.B.G.

Gonnna stick, gonna prod, gonna fix U  up

Gonnna hook,  gonna hook,  gonna hook U up

Stool collected with a cup of pee

Gonna rush you right down for a Chest X-ray and plain C.T.

Den you gonna get an M.R.I.

Gonnna stick, gonna prod, gonna fix U  up

Gonnna hook,  gonna hook,  gonna hook U up

A sixteen french right up yo pee hole

A number six trach right down your air hole,

An N.D.T. right up yo nose hole

and a nice warm fleets right up yo A hole.

Gonnna stick, gonna prod, gonna fix U  up

Gonnna hook,  gonna hook,  gonna hook U up