Hark the burned out R.N.'s Sing

Sung to the tune "hark the herald angels sing"

 

Hark the burned out R.N.'s sing

All the vent alarms they ring

Nancy running down the hall

Patient blue, a code we'll call

Intensivist is on the way

Aricelly's lucky day

Licensed staff all in the room

We've  got a pulse, no doom and gloom

Michael stop compressions now

The patients back, all take a bow.

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Mother's blue, she needs a vent

set it for A.C. of 10

Clear that Shiley of it's plug

Pump her lungs full of fresh air

Mother don't you even dare

Think of leaving us all here

You must stay  till the shift is done.

That's all we ask of you this eve.

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Father's Blood pressure  is low

better get some dop a mine

hang it  high and run it fast

gotta get that pressure up

stabalized and within norms

Father don't you even dare

Think of leaving us all here

Please just stay till the shift is done.

That's all we ask of you this eve.

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Hark the burned out R.N.'s sing

All the vent alarms they ring

Nancy running down the hall

Patient blue, a code we'll call

Intensivist is on the way

Aricelly's lucky day

Licensed staff all in the room

We've  got a pulse, no doom and gloom

Michael stop compressions now

The patients back, all take a bow.